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Be careful you may experience an unpleasant odurr.
Welcome the pit of untruths that is Hell's Undepants.
I recommend that you use a screen resolution of 800 x 600 in Millions of Colours.
It is probably a good idea to a version 4 web browser.
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Any how click on any of the below icons to go to your desired page. Or you could just sit there and look at this page all day, but you would have to be very dull indeed. You still here????
Do not enter.  No we really mean it.  Bad things live in here.
Curriculum Vitae - See what I can do
Speaking of smelly pants it seems only fitting that we talk about something French